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Life Demotivational Poster


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

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samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's

LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...

TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !

ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you

TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

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carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am

mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am
d*** i've missed you


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

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gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.

TAGS: life cake responsibilities
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am
I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their b***s!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am
Now peanut b***er is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his a** on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)

PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class



TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.


TAGS: credit fair unfair life hammy
Rating: 4.74/5

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HallieMarie - February 27, 2012, 1:17 am
=) I like it!
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 9:53 pm
Why thank you :D
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:28 pm
Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The h** List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:49 pm
Thank you
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:13 pm
clever...5 credits

CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.

TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...

LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts

LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.

EYE OF THE BEHOLDER - I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.

TAGS: life
Rating: 4.14/5
CloudchaserS - February 9, 2012, 12:21 am
Or closed by being overly faithful and willfully ignorant

FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?

I Sat In The Dark And Thought -

TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.96/5

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vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!

GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)

TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!



TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am
Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth

UP -

TAGS: pixar up real life
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:21 pm

easier than getting beer off of it
Kspace - August 4, 2011, 9:59 am
Coffee, meet keyboard.

LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!

STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.

LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.

TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.78/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.


TAGS: love fire life consume purifies
Rating: 4.28/5

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Rick69 - May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm
Thank you... O Fiery One...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:40 pm


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L

DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.

TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!

WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Never underestimate what people can do when they have no lives


TAGS: service duty honor life
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:33 pm
The Nov 10th issue of TIME had a good article "An Army Apart" on the split between those who served and those who have not. Here is the URL: http://battleland.blogs.time.com/2011/11/10/an-army-apart-the-widening-military-civilian-gap/
mariand - November 22, 2011, 8:20 am
very true
maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 7:41 am
Well said

THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw

TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!

ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.

MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures

TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


TAGS: life picture mind
Rating: 4.58/5

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TAGS: peace in your life
Rating: 4.35/5

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spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:11 pm
Woot! 5Ls.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:05 pm

WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.



TAGS: life is good
Rating: 4.73/5

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GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:36 pm
you bin talkin to ol' Boudreaux. 5 Ok bijou? ya, it's OK by me
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:07 pm
RL already posted for me, thx! 5 snakes
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm

funny joke...luv'd it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm

funny joke...luv'd it

M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.

TAGS: misery pain life isa b****
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...

DEAR LIFE - when I said "can my day get any worse?" it was rhetorical question not a challenge.

LIFE - It's hard, if you try. It's nothing, if you don't.

TAGS: life
Rating: 4.76/5

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Verdeckt - February 2, 2012, 2:15 am
You should post this Moti-Twist as well

CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about

TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am
Frackin' am5ome!


TAGS: victory life advantage
Rating: 4.95/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:19 pm
An advantage that, in the end, we will lose.
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
haha that would have been great
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:28 pm
thanks :) although the text isn't mine... I just found it fitted very well with that particular scene
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:33 pm

fav'd...very nice dude
Airman - August 26, 2011, 4:25 pm
best 2 out of 3?
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:55 pm
gas - August 26, 2011, 3:06 pm
yep xD
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 1:58 am
.. You can run if you like, you'll ju5t die tired.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:00 am
nice 5aid

MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right

VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++

FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

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Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


TAGS: never too old enjoy life
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 12, 2011, 9:14 pm

It is pretty close to accurate....sucks to be getting older.
mariand - October 12, 2011, 6:48 am
how do you know RR is old?...the pic can be fake...lol


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)

SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?


TAGS: life smacks you
Rating: 4.84/5

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CloudchaserS - November 16, 2011, 11:22 am
And there's also how if you ask that, things will get worse. But if you intentionally avoid saying that so things won't get worse, they still get worse. Murphy's Law doesn't work against itself


TAGS: life options
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - March 11, 2014, 5:01 pm
How about running away? As in, I think running away is more important than standing here in fear. There's all kinds of courage, is what I'm saying. That's all.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:44 pm
Those thirty years of answering to a spouse is a personal choice. I shall live and die free.
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:33 am
I dont wanna run on my gerbil wheel no more...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:38 pm
Good work Holy, amongst this swathe of 'quotifakes' and terrible old jokes this is a gem!
tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 10:09 pm
Thanks for the laugh... just before I drift off to sleep. Very nice.
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
It's funny only because it's true. Er, no, wait. It's demotivating only because it's true. 5L for making me think about grabbing a whiskey bottle ... and I don't drink.

PERSPECTIVE - Remember: Life could be worse.

TAGS: perspective life hedgehog
Rating: 4.27/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:14 pm
shared on fb. 5l
IronRaptre - December 8, 2011, 11:36 pm
"...that is, you could be birthing creatures known for their spikes." Perfect!

FACT OF LIFE - When you're down and out, There's always someone who benefits from your misfortune.

TAGS: life
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:20 pm

Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:46 am
Nice debut...5L


TAGS: the good life
Rating: 4.82/5

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ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


TAGS: life storm dance
Rating: 4.81/5

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eurekaaaaa - October 3, 2011, 10:56 am
That is de-demotivational.
gas - October 2, 2011, 8:27 pm
Wish I had had a parent like that.. very nice RL
rerun - October 1, 2011, 10:05 am



CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...

TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
true dat


TAGS: life melons lemons give look
Rating: 4.87/5

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Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:37 am
Sho - December 13, 2011, 10:26 am
Greeny - December 13, 2011, 5:53 am


TAGS: life choices
Rating: 4.85/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:44 am
I like it when those that make my shoes suffer, it makes them more comfortable.
Master - April 18, 2011, 1:11 pm
It does seem appropriate the kid in the shoe store is wearing Nikes. 5 lions here, too.
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:15 pm
That kid made some of the best Jordans I ever had. 5L's


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.

MYTHICAL WARRIORS - So this is how they look in real life...

TAGS: warrior mythical real life
Rating: 3.33/5

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Tytan - July 28, 2011, 3:23 am
guess its good for my first motifake xD

LIFE - Is all about a*s You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it Or simply just being one

TAGS: life is all about ass
Rating: 4.76/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:39 pm
Don't forget sitting around on it or working it off.
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2011, 6:42 am
LOLOLOL! there's that too...
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Don't forget "getting it." Also, thousands of years ago, it was an a** man who first discovered a way a man can have intercourse with a woman with no risk of pregnancy


TAGS: life hug simple lesson love
Rating: 4.25/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:05 am
Love this :)



TAGS: boxman life is sad hammy
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:37 am
Thanks guys especially haar, I'm honored. and no I didn't make it donk first time I found one of his pix I made this poster 121240 and I saw that littleboxman really represented depression so I prefer his pix when I make a depressing poster
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 1:26 am
Hawa I love how this little guy is a recurring character in your posters. "Beige" was absolute genius...did you make him yourself? btw 5L
Haarakkon - December 11, 2010, 9:51 pm
C'est magnifique.
Hawamleh - December 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
thank you
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 10:15 am
Awesome hammy, keep up the top notch work. 5L

MY DAD.... -

TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


TAGS: complicated life born string attach
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:16 pm
I don't know about the number of strings but thanks everyone... Honestly did not expect such a response... Cheers, once again :)
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yep. Boys have 1 more string than girls do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Two strings?
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:03 am
Yes!!! Very nice. And some of us with 2 strings.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2012, 7:26 am
Well played!
Budog - April 26, 2012, 4:37 am
Thinking outside the box, or should I say uterus... 5L
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 10:51 pm
OOOOOH, yeah. 5ure ‘nough
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 9:01 pm
F***ing brilliant Ricky... 5L

DEATH - does

TAGS: life death overcome
Rating: 4.87/5

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LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 10:42 pm
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:45 am
Nice one. 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am



TAGS: life
Rating: 4.36/5

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404 ERROR -

TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.

THE ROAD - When you're young, it stretches for ever. Middle-aged, you start counting your steps. At the end, you've forgotten where you were even going...

TAGS: road life walking
Rating: 4.86/5

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pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:33 am
I've just noticed that this is my 100th (accepted) poster. Good job I'm quite pleased with it. Sorry for all the rubbish ones I've put out LOL.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:27 am
Thanks, guys.
Sho - July 18, 2012, 1:16 am
five'd & fav'd
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:46 pm
This is excellent pickleviper. 5L
Greeny - July 17, 2012, 8:57 pm
nice 1 PV

WHEN LIFE CLOSES THE WINDOW - Kick the f***ing door in


TAGS: when life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.21/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


TAGS: life
Rating: 4.96/5

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TAGS: helicopter descending life s little tips
Rating: 4.9/5

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Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~


TAGS: life isn t fair
Rating: 4.83/5

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TAGS: hellen keller life black
Rating: 4.8/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 26, 2010, 6:37 am
I'm certainI'm going to have to answer to this later. 5L
CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 11:06 pm

agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 7:11 pm
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
another "signiture" FacePlant poster...5L
rerun - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm

her and chuck norris...both in the same day?
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 5:48 pm
Of course she wouldn't see it. She's dead.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thanks y'all.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:20 pm

suenero - November 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
The guilt of giving this 5L's is going to kil me.


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.64/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L



TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?

2012 -

BALANCE - Life is defined by death; and death by life. Therefore without life we can never die, but without death we can never live.

TAGS: balance life
Rating: 4.96/5

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ambslashrat - June 21, 2011, 8:20 pm
does that make me immortal because i have no life?

INTELLIGENCE - I believe there's intelligent life out there. I mean, they had to put it somewhere right?

TAGS: life space
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 3:24 pm
You Got That Right.